Oh, hi there.
Nothing Special Here
Just a developer who googles things like everyone else
No 10x engineer. No rockstar. Just curious.
Keep scrolling anyway* This website is probably the most impressive thing I've made
This site won't change your life. But hey, you're still scrolling.
About Me
(The boring part)
Let me save you some time:
- I don't have a groundbreaking startup
- I haven't contributed to any famous open source projects
- My GitHub isn't full of green squares
- I've never been featured on Hacker News
But here's the thing...
I'm genuinely curious about how things work. Give me the right team, the right challenge, and enough coffee — I'll figure it out. I always do.
My actual superpower?
I ask questions. A lot of them. The "dumb" ones that everyone's too afraid to ask. Turns out, those are often the most important.
Also, I'm honest. Clearly.
Origin Story
(The dramatic version)
Started coding
Because a friend said "it's easy money". Plot twist: it's neither easy, nor immediately money.
Started coding
Because a friend said "it's easy money". Plot twist: it's neither easy, nor immediately money.
Started coding
Because a friend said "it's easy money". Plot twist: it's neither easy, nor immediately money.
Broke production
On a Friday. At 5pm. Classic rookie move. Learned to never deploy on Fridays.
Broke production
On a Friday. At 5pm. Classic rookie move. Learned to never deploy on Fridays.
Peak impostor syndrome
Googled "am I a real developer" at 3am. The answer: everyone does this.
Peak impostor syndrome
Googled "am I a real developer" at 3am. The answer: everyone does this.
Peak impostor syndrome
Googled "am I a real developer" at 3am. The answer: everyone does this.
Started actually enjoying it
Turns out, solving problems is fun. Who knew?
Started actually enjoying it
Turns out, solving problems is fun. Who knew?
Still alive
Against all odds. The bugs didn't win. Yet.
Still alive
Against all odds. The bugs didn't win. Yet.
Still alive
Against all odds. The bugs didn't win. Yet.
The story continues... probably with more coffee.
Skills
(Things I've touched)
Disclaimer: "Know" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
The truth is, I can learn whatever the job needs. I've picked up every skill on this list because I needed it, not because I was born knowing it.
Dev Confessions
(The stuff no one puts on LinkedIn)
Things I Googled Today
How to center a div (yes, again)
Bugs I Pretended Don't Exist
That one test that fails randomly
Tech I Swear I Understand
Docker (just run the commands)
You're still reading? Most people bounce after 10 seconds. I respect the commitment.
Experience
(The stuff I got paid for)
Developer
A Regular Company
2022 - Present
Remote
- >Write code that sometimes works on the first try
- >Attend meetings that could have been emails
- >Google Stack Overflow like everyone else
// Learned more than I thought I would
Junior Developer
Another Company
2020 - 2022
Somewhere
- >Fixed bugs I probably created in the first place
- >Made things responsive after realizing mobile exists
- >Learned that 'quick fix' is never quick
// My imposter syndrome's birthplace
Everything & Nothing
Freelance / Side Projects
2018 - 2020
My bedroom
- >Built things no one used
- >Started many projects, finished some
- >Discovered that clients don't know what they want either
// Where I learned to learn
Receptionist
A Fancy Luxury Hotel
2016 - 2018
The Only Fancy Place I've Worked
- >Smiled professionally at people richer than I'll ever be
- >Mastered the art of pretending the minibar wasn't overpriced
- >Learned 15 ways to say 'no' while sounding like 'yes'
- >Discovered that everyone is just pretending to know what they're doing
// Peak professionalism. Also peak 'fake it till you make it'.
* No fancy company logos because they're not that famous anyway
Still Here?
At this point, we're basically friends.
I promise to respond within 48 hours. Or 72. Definitely within a week.
Or just stalk me on:
You made it to the end. I'm genuinely impressed.
Hire me. Or don't. I'll survive. Probably.
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